5 years ago I spent my birthday weekend in a hotel suite with a 24 year-old art student,
9 hits of ecstasy, 1 case of decent pinot noir, weed, and 3 eight-balls.

This year I accompanied 2 octogenarians to the foot doctor. And I could not be happier.

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